Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humor. Show all posts

Thursday, May 7, 2009

The duck and the zits


What a day I got
When I woke up with so much spots.
It ain’t my clothes that was filled though
But it’s that what I look first thing in the morning.
Why is my face filled with so much zits?
A therapist thus I must seek
Wait! I think its dermatologist.
But I don’t speak their own language;
To communicate thus I am scared.
If only all people on earth speak “English”.
And so I showed my face to the specialist.
She smiled and asks, “Do you eat duck?”
Bewildered, “Never!” I exclaimed.
She said again “You must eat duck.”
She pointed my zitty zits and said “eat duck”.
How can a duck take my zitties away?
Then she took a paper and pen and spelled her duck, “D-R-U-G”.
Thus I exclaimed, “Ahah! You want me to take medicine?”
A wide smile flashed her face and said “Yet, yet, yet.”
On the paper was spelled, “Y-E-S”.

Can you count backward? ...


One day I had a serious conversation
with a child.
"Do you know how to count?", I asked.
"Sure I do. " Came the reply.
"One, two, three, four, five!"
"Very good" said I,
And clapped my hands.
He was impressive.
"So can you count backward?",
I challenged the kid hard.
Smiling and beaming with pride,
he turned his back and counted,
"One, two, three, four, five!".